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Fic: Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment (Easy A Inspired)

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Title: Lying & Falling In Love: An Experiment

Word Count: 21,500

Rating: R for discussion of sexual situations

Pairing: Klaine (also alleged Blaine/various)

Summary: The rumor-filled, totally false account of how I ruined my flawless reputation. When a false rumor spreads around Dalton and Crawford about Blaine losing his virginity to a guy from Westerville Community College, Blaine Anderson tries to let it roll off his back, but when his friends start coming to him for popularity makeovers and Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton, he gets a bit in over his head. (S2 AU, Easy A inspired, Blaine-centric)

Disclaimer: Nothing, nothing, I own nothing. Everyone will be returned unharmed. (Except maybe Thad. So sorry in advance, Thad.)

Warnings: Non-con kissing/propositioning along the lines of the movie and previous Glee eps

Author Notes: Full notes at the masterpost. Written as part of the Glee at the Movies Big Bang. Go check out the rest of the fics as they’re posted!! :)

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whenidance:

because Ae said it was wrong to not have this song in the fic.

To sum it all up:

(You all are Dalton & Crawford students, you shouldn’t need cliffnotes, but …)

I didn’t have sex with Rachel Berry at her house party while half of you listened on (though, she’s an amazing duet partner).

I didn’t sleep with any of the Chickadees, actually, for the record.

I didn’t get off with Nick at the movies (or Jeff or Wes for that matter).

I didn’t do …. whatever Santana decided I did with her and Brittany (though, I did let Brittany touch my hair at a later date).

The only thing I did with Sebastian was go to dinner with him.

And under no circumstances did I give Thad chlamydia. (And for the record: Quinn, I never had a crush on him either, okay?)

For the record - I haven’t done anything with Kurt either. But, I happen to really, really like him, and I’m lucky enough that I haven’t screwed up too much for a second sixth chance. :)

blainewarbler is now freeblaineanderson

For the full scoop, tune in tomorrow at six! I’ll make it worth your while!

I just have so much to share with you all! ;)

email correspondence

To: tina.cohen.chang@crawford.edu

From: blaine.anderson@dalton.edu

Sent: December 1, 7:53 pm

Subject: After all this, what’s a little blackmail I suppose?

attachment:

You know I say that with love :)

text conversation, 12/1, 7:46 pm

tinachickadee:

I snapped this photo of Blaine with my phone when we were practicing our duet for Showcase and got interrupted by Official Warbler Business. Look, world, he DOES own things that aren’t blazers!! :)

Hey! Everyone loves blazers!! Blasphemy!! 

tinachickadee:

I snapped this photo of Blaine with my phone when we were practicing our duet for Showcase and got interrupted by Official Warbler Business. Look, world, he DOES own things that aren’t blazers!! :)

Hey! Everyone loves blazers!! Blasphemy!! 

IM log 11/26, 10:12 am

blainewarbler: tina, maybe not the best time to break out the valentine's pics
tinachickadee: at least I didn't make a comment about how the ladies love you
blainewarbler: at least there aren't any cheerleaders in them?

tinachickadee:

Blaine and I have awesome dance moves, okay?

I’m not going to ask why you have these.

IM log 11/4, 6:38 pm

blainewarbler: I still don't get what the point of tumblr is
tinachickadee: like I said, pretty pictures!
tinachickadee: plus, I can post nice picutres of you. kurt follows me soooo ... ;)
blainewarbler: I can take care of my own love life, you know
tinachickadee: yeah, because that's worked out SO WELL so far
blainewarbler: shut up